A few years back a piece in the Bloomberg News ran with this headline: "Northern States, Missouri and Massachusetts..." What? This Missouri native exploded. The writer and her editor apologized. I understood sort of and the editor said she had been working late that night. When did alliteration 'trump" accuracy? I was compelled to write the following essay as a reply. Yep, an old time schooling was called for...as the good, the biased, the historically tragic; all needed to be addressed. Did I spare the editor memories of seining for minnows in Eastern Missouri Femme Osage River? No. Or, the singular beauty of paddling the spring fed rivers of the Ozark Plateau, camping beneath a full moon on sand bars? No not at all.
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